show. uke. commas. creepy.
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Today was a momentous day.
And I got home early. Like, before midnight. Whoa.
First, Larry from The Bitter End here in the city called me to schedule me to play at one of their Sunday singer songwriter shows. It’s going down July 31st, folks. I mentioned it tonight to some of my capoeira friends, and they already said they’d like to come.
This all makes me very excited.
And second, I purchased a friendly little instrument today.
A ukelele, to be exact.
And now I get to hear guys randomly trying to strike up conversations with me about my “violin.” Oh well, at least they get that it’s a musical instrument. When I have my little martin guitar on my back, people sometimes ask if I’m a tennis player.
And what else?
Well, I received a rather cryptic facebook message this week:
“hey damn girl we should chill sometime…???”
I read it and laughed a little bit. Because, well, the punctuation. Is he calling me a damn girl? I mean, is he damning me to hell? No? Well then, learn how to use one of those handy commas. The kind that distinguish addressing a noun from damning me to hell.
And then he more than makes up for his lack of commas with his grand finale of question marks. Not just one, mind you, but three. Which once again, makes it rather unclear. Should we chill sometime? I guess the guy doesn’t know. And if he doesn’t know, how the heck should I know? After all, I’m just some damn girl. I don’t know if we should chill sometime or not either, I guess.
The whole thing made me laugh.
And no, I didn’t answer it.
Oh, and I almost got through the whole night without any creepy conversations. And then I met Joe the Doorman. He mentioned something about my ukelele and so I stopped to answer him. Then he started telling me that his mother is in the hospital, and so I listened. We started talking about that beautiful song Autumn Leaves, and how it makes him cry when he hears it. This is all very sentimental and sweet and I was listening and happy to make a basic human connection with Joe the Doorman.
But then it swung from basic human connection to creepy connection.
Cause there was a slight breeze in the night air, and I guess it dislodged some of my hair or something. Next thing I knew, Joe reached towards my face and tucked a lose strand back behind my hear.
That’d be the sweetest thing if we had that kind of relationship. But we don’t. So it was instead, the weirdest thing. Maybe not weirdest, but pretty all up in my business, if you know what I mean.
Luckily my friend Memoria came up then and whatever perceived intimacy Joe the Doorman was trying to embark upon was lost since, you know, three’s a crowd.
In this case, a very very welcome crowd.
Oh, and tonight was my first time to jump the turnstile in the subway. But I was left with no choice. I had money on my card. Mad money. I just refilled it this afternoon. But no turnstiles were working for me. So I went and saw the attendant and her computer was down and so she basically could do nothing for me.
So I jumped it.
And it was actually pretty exciting.
But not to be tried at home, you know.
(unless you are left with no choice. much like Jean Valjean. Or me, tonight).
the breakup box.
in Funny Stuff, photography, Thoughts and Feelings
as beautiful song, box, cannot, color purple, D. Well, God, healthcare reform, I, Jason, kind word, nice, something, time, time of death, vague notion, word
He said I’d just be ready one day, but I didn’t believe him. My counselor, I mean. I nodded and went through all the motions of agreement, but I could hardly imagine it. I guess because I’d never been there before. It’s like trying to describe the color purple when you’re blind; when you’ve never [...]



