First page of the pop archive.

scratch the felt, I say; you might just learn something in the process.

Posted by jessica on Jul 16, 2010 with 2 Comments
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My pop asked me tonight if I am any good at playing pool.

To which I said, No. And you wanna know why? Because you never let me and my brothers play on our pool table for fear that we’d scratch the precious felt (well actually I said velvet, but my mom corrected me). The most we were allowed to do was roll those pool balls around (and for all the rolling of balls I did (let’s try to be mature and just let that statement go, please), you’d think that, as a result, I’d at least be better at bowling, but nope. I suck at bowling too!) and so, there’s your answer, pop: no, I am not at all good at pool because you never let me play!

And guess what’s probably not even intact anymore anyway? That dumb felt. I’m assuming it isn’t because the pool table isn’t. And what? Is felt comparable to the ivory from an elephant or something? Is it really that hard to replace? Because I am pretty sure it’s like five dollars at Joanne Fabrics. I am pretty sure every church has reams of it, just begging to be used, come those long hot days of VBS.

And after all of this, my pop smiled sheepishly and admitted, Well that probably wasn’t very good, huh?

But don’t worry pop, there are a lot worse things parents can do to their children; I remain grateful that my daddy issues revolve around felt.

But I think there is a metaphor somewhere in all this. I think that, in an attempt to keep something in perfect condition, we can sometimes keep from really trying. Or even trying at all. Sure, we can try and get hurt or scratch the felt or break our heart or feel intense disappointment, but at the end of the day wouldn’t you rather have discovered that darn! you’re really super good at pool, despite the scratches you have in the felt with which you now have to contend?

I would, anyway.

And I am really not so mad about the pool table. Though, if it’s anything like the way we took to the table that we were allowed to use–the ping-pong table–then, the Latshaw’s would now be a force to contend with in the world of pool as well as ping-pong.

And I am not saying I’d be a hustler, but at least if I were, you don’t have to worry, because it’d be COMPLETELY CO-ED! –just like the way I like my organized skinny dipping, if you didn’t know.

And I’m just kidding about that, if you didn’t know.

Anyway, yes. I’d rather risk some fallout and go after something wholeheartedly than sit and stare at a perfect and unused table. Or heart. Or dream. Or life, for that matter.

it’s not nearly as bad as it looks.

Posted by jessica on Jul 6, 2010 with 14 Comments
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Now, they knew this would happen.

So don’t feel too sorry for them.

Cause see, as soon as they lay prostrate on the ground outside of this restaurant, I grabbed my camera.

And Darby called it. She said, You know what this means, pop; we’re going on the blog.

But at the moment she was too cold to care. We had been tubing down the Brandywine River and then got a bite to eat. And it was a classic case of Somebody Needs to Learn Something About Moderation when it came to the air conditioning, because it felt like a meat locker in there.

And so that, my friends is what happened.

Darby saw how very warm the pavement was and just went for it. She laid down like it wasn’t pavement at all; like it was a bed and this was perfectly normal, so move on, people, nothing to see here.

And pop followed suit.

And I took a picture because, well–that’s obvious.

And I love it when people break protocol in a not at all rude kind of way. I love it when someone is cold and so they get warm, even if it’s rather…unconventional.

Which is why I say good job, Darby and Pop! You better get warm; you better work.

change everything.

Posted by jessica on Apr 22, 2010 with 19 Comments
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Oh, here you go. It’s a song. I wrote it recently and so far, have only played it for my pop. He seemed to like it very much. But he seems to like most of what I do. It’s the things that I don’t do that he seems to not like as much. Like when [...]

break-up rhetoric. mostly.

Posted by jessica on Apr 14, 2010 with 32 Comments
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It’s probably a good thing that you didn’t spend much time with me today. If you had, I might have told you that I don’t get your metaphor. Which is what I said to my pop tonight, and then immediately regretted it. Because, see, I did get it. It was something about a snake and [...]

blue jeans and broken hearts.

Posted by jessica on Mar 5, 2010 with 21 Comments
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I went on a little excursion with my parents today. And you never do know what my pop is gonna say at any given moment. While we were walking through Forever XXI, he motioned to something and said, Look Jess, that’s you! I looked in the general direction of his gesture and saw a mannequin. [...]

vacuuming. good idea.

Posted by jessica on Jan 31, 2010 with 10 Comments
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So my pop offered to ‘help’ me carry the vacuum cleaner downstairs to my room tonight. I am thinking that’s a hint for me to do something but can’t for the life of me figure out what that something could be. Silly pop, speaking in such riddles. Perhaps if I were a smarter girl–if I [...]

when i accidently said the wrong thing

Posted by jessica on Dec 26, 2009 with 9 Comments
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My mom got my pop a personal massager from Brookstone this year. An expensive personal massager. We all know this because she opted for the regular receipt instead of the normal gift receipt that most people get around this time. In fact, when the lady at the register asked her if she did want a [...]

all for some snow boots

Posted by jessica on Dec 19, 2009 with 11 Comments
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Today I awoke to snow. A lot of snow. My window was fuzzy with it and the tree that normally stands proudly outside was dancing wildly about at the wind’s insistence. I wonder if it will be awkward next time I see that tree. If it will be a morning after experience.  The tree will [...]

his temperance

Posted by jessica on Dec 17, 2009 with 8 Comments
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I am pretty sure he doubted his choice of a place to sleep once I picked up my guitar and started singing in a heartfelt manner. That’s what I like to call it, anyway. I bet he would just say noisy but what does he know? At least he didn’t want to be rude, but [...]

it’s okay, you can laugh.

Posted by jessica on Dec 7, 2009 with 9 Comments
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My pop has the kind of laughter that comes easily with a thrown back head and little inhibition. And by little inhibition, I mean not much embarrasses him. I remember he’d come to pick me and my brother up from our church youth group on Friday nights wearing a hat that looked built for a [...]